Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.
no but seriously imagine being a muggleborn wizard at hogwarts and then when you learn to conjure your patronus it turns out to be a pikachu
#and everyone’s like ‘ooooh what sort of magical creature is this’ #meanwhile the muggle borns are laughing their asses off going ‘PIKA! PIKA’ at you #not but srsly how come muggle borns don’t have a super secret club making inside jokes and snarking right back at elitist purebloods
#i fully support this #muggleborns writing with pencils and pens instead of stupid quills #using muggle slang to answer to insults #teaching their housemates about muggle culture and introducing them to tv shows and books and movies #you have no idea how much i want this #hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home
I mean as a person who’s had to integrate in a foreign culture (which is think is similar to how muggle borns would initially feel in the wizarding world) I know how you, despite wanting to become part of the community, seek out people like you by instinct. Tbh, all the European kids in my town would spend at least the first thirty minutes of any conversation with each other talking about how seriously no Communist is like a dirty word here and why don’t they have Kinder eggs in this fucking place is2g. So it makes sense to me that muggle borns would seek each other out and make inside jokes and dude the new Pokèmon came out bloody hell I’ll have to wait for summer to play it ugh and shit please tell me your mum sent you ballpoints again I seriously cannot deal with all this ink I keep staining everything.
Sorry I vomited words on here omg sorry I just realized
a is for asshole characters will probably become ur favourite
n is for never fall for characters because they will die
i is for i’m not even joking they will all die
m is for main side characters will still die
e is for everyone and anyone will die
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “wtf is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “wtf does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bs i’m going home”
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
I wonder what they told David, John and Matt at this scene…
“Walk like a badass trio”
the badass trio: Sandshoes, Granddad, and Chinny
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
BUT JUST IMAGINE
ALL OF US TUNING IN TO WATCH THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY
WE’LL HAVE CAREERS AND HOMES OF OUR OWN
SOME OF YOU WILL BE MARRIED AND HAVE CHILDREN
AND WE’LL CRY BECAUSE YEARS AGO A LONELY, WONDERFUL ALIEN CRASHED INTO OUR LIVES IN A BLUE BOX
A BLUE BOX WHOSE NOISE GAVE HOPE TO US ALL
JUST THINKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WILL PROBABLY BE ALIVE WHEN DOCTOR WHO TURNS 100 IS BLOWING MY FUCKING MIND.